1 00:00:01,620 --> 00:00:07,000 Maggie, I know I messed up in the past, but I'm ready to be with you. 2 00:00:07,460 --> 00:00:08,460 I'm all in. 3 00:00:08,540 --> 00:00:10,660 I really want to believe you. 4 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:12,160 Do it. 5 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:13,840 Chester? 6 00:00:14,460 --> 00:00:15,860 This is not a false, it's detected. 7 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:17,860 Oh. 8 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,020 This is what we're doing today. 9 00:00:20,340 --> 00:00:22,476 I thought we were going to the ghost milk ice cream place. 10 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:23,060 You didn't think that? 11 00:00:23,061 --> 00:00:24,820 This is of course what we're doing today. 12 00:00:24,935 --> 00:00:26,903 I'm going to ask you questions while you're hooked up to 13 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:30,040 a lie detector, like what makes this time any different. 14 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:43,640 How do I know you won't just disappear? 15 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:50,120 I really, really like you, Maggie. 16 00:00:51,900 --> 00:00:53,400 That's true. 17 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:55,100 Wow. 18 00:01:00,610 --> 00:01:03,490 Now tell me how attracted you are to my friends on a scale of one to two. 19 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:07,350 We'll start with Emma. 20 00:01:08,030 --> 00:01:09,930 Can we start with somebody else? 21 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,040 So how's it going with Rick? 22 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,140 Yeah, it's going really great. 23 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:23,340 Really great. 24 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:24,400 What about Shaw? 25 00:01:25,180 --> 00:01:27,200 I don't know if Shaw likes me back. 26 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:28,876 Okay, this could all be in my head. 27 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:30,076 But I know what I have with Rick. 28 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:31,100 It's real. 29 00:01:31,660 --> 00:01:32,880 Yeah, right guy. 30 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:35,420 Rick is really good for right now. 31 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:39,620 Okay, look, he's good and he's fine, light and... and done. 32 00:01:39,621 --> 00:01:40,621 Look, that's good. 33 00:01:40,855 --> 00:01:42,855 I could focus on my career without any distraction. 34 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,600 We're going to for you, praying for you. 35 00:01:44,740 --> 00:01:45,560 Latin Candice for you. 36 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:49,740 Hey, why is that degenerate Rick silver back on my base? 37 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,100 Because I asked him to stay. 38 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,520 You can't trust him, okay? 39 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:53,760 Actually, I can. 40 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,260 Because he really, really, really likes me. 41 00:01:56,340 --> 00:01:57,000 And he said so. 42 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,616 I'm going to eat out with Polygraph. 43 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,680 All that proves is he can lie for an entire season of British television. 44 00:02:01,980 --> 00:02:04,400 They're trained by the CIA to be able to beat the Polygraph. 45 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:05,896 It's like one of the first things that they learn. 46 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:06,300 Okay. 47 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,420 You are going to have to get used to this dad. 48 00:02:08,470 --> 00:02:10,582 because Rick took a sabbatical from the CIA to stay 49 00:02:10,583 --> 00:02:12,761 on the base and work on the relationship with me. 50 00:02:12,940 --> 00:02:16,423 This guy comes from a morally bankrupt cult that is 51 00:02:16,424 --> 00:02:19,181 doing a slow controlled burn of the entire planet. 52 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,680 Okay, stupid, any evil is now what I had in mind for my daughter. 53 00:02:22,681 --> 00:02:23,520 No, I'm ignoring you. 54 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,780 And look, who is texting me? 55 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:28,320 You up. 56 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:29,680 Maggie is 11 a.m. 57 00:02:29,681 --> 00:02:32,980 But he spelled you out progress. 58 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:38,200 Now, if you excuse me, I have got to go because I... 59 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,240 I'm up. 60 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:46,460 Come away, I know you want to get rid of Rick Silver just as much as I do. 61 00:02:46,780 --> 00:02:49,099 And I'm down for however we can get him off of this base 62 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:52,600 short of like felony assault, although I do know a guy. 63 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:54,000 I know a guy, me. 64 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,860 All right, listen, here's the deal. 65 00:02:56,520 --> 00:03:00,660 Maggie is in a platonic emotional affair that is going nowhere. 66 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:04,700 So like we all do, she called a hot dumb sex guy. 67 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,760 So who's Mr. Platonic? 68 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:08,060 Okay, that is not relevant. 69 00:03:08,315 --> 00:03:11,400 All you need to know is that Rick Silver is bad for Maggie. 70 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:13,640 I'm not buying this whole CIA sabbatical thing. 71 00:03:13,641 --> 00:03:14,641 They don't do sabbatical. 72 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:16,520 It's like the hokey pokey with the CIA. 73 00:03:16,580 --> 00:03:17,820 You're either in or you're out. 74 00:03:18,130 --> 00:03:19,130 So, you know what? 75 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:20,960 I'm calling the CIA. 76 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,320 Hey, get me Langley operations, okay? 77 00:03:23,321 --> 00:03:24,321 Yes, sir. 78 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:25,880 Can I help you? 79 00:03:25,980 --> 00:03:27,156 This is Colonel Patrick Quinn. 80 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:30,940 I would like to discuss the whereabouts of one of your field operatives. 81 00:03:31,860 --> 00:03:33,820 A Rick Silver. 82 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:35,100 Oh, you snitch? 83 00:03:35,490 --> 00:03:36,560 Not really snitching him. 84 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:37,920 He's snitching him. 85 00:03:37,921 --> 00:03:39,440 a bunch of snitches who are snitching out of snitching him. 86 00:03:39,441 --> 00:03:40,620 Yeah, I'm with you. 87 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:41,880 CIA is me on cold. 88 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:42,540 What? 89 00:03:43,055 --> 00:03:44,740 They have terrible customer service. 90 00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:54,220 Corporal, what are you doing? 91 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:55,580 I wasn't masturbating. 92 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:56,800 What? 93 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,078 Made a promise to myself and the laundry room 94 00:03:59,079 --> 00:04:01,681 spirits that I wouldn't have filed a sacred space. 95 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,076 And that is why I'm wearing oven mitts. 96 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:06,880 Now, I meant why are you sleeping here and not in the barracks? 97 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,800 I can't sleep there because Gideon's watching Gilmore Girls at full volume. 98 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:11,860 Were he's going to Yale? 99 00:04:11,861 --> 00:04:12,981 It's not even a good season. 100 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,342 So, I had to go searching for a different place to 101 00:04:15,343 --> 00:04:17,680 sleep than I came across this little go-to-go situation. 102 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:18,300 Whatever. 103 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:19,920 You can't sleep here. 104 00:04:20,220 --> 00:04:21,220 Am I is there a bed? 105 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,040 With a frame photo of your family. 106 00:04:24,740 --> 00:04:25,900 This is your bed, isn't it? 107 00:04:25,901 --> 00:04:27,556 This is just a temporary situation, all right? 108 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:29,210 So, let's just move in our stuff out of our 109 00:04:29,211 --> 00:04:30,660 place and I got to steer clear or whatever. 110 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:31,780 No, judgment here. 111 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:32,920 At all. 112 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:33,080 Good. 113 00:04:33,081 --> 00:04:34,750 Now, normally, I do have a thing about being little 114 00:04:34,751 --> 00:04:36,761 spoon, but I think you need to be comforted more. 115 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:37,220 Get him here. 116 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:37,460 What? 117 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,016 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 118 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:39,180 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 119 00:04:39,181 --> 00:04:39,487 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 120 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:40,980 no, no, no, we're not going to be spooning up. 121 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,916 You could sleep in a laundry room, but the office is mine. 122 00:04:42,940 --> 00:04:45,220 Let's go out, out, okay. 123 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,080 Hey, you forgot your oven mittens. 124 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,676 Oh, you can keep it naturally. 125 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:50,220 Don't work. 126 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:51,600 I had to discuss. 127 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,200 Good evening, Colonel. 128 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,520 Looking for this? 129 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:02,040 I found all five. 130 00:05:05,290 --> 00:05:06,440 The pills I missed one. 131 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:07,880 Why are there so many guns? 132 00:05:08,060 --> 00:05:08,820 Because I'm an American. 133 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:09,240 That's why I call it a gun. 134 00:05:09,241 --> 00:05:11,060 Who the hell are you supposed to be, buddy? 135 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:12,300 I was from a cloud. 136 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:13,080 Am I sick? 137 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:14,640 Oh, God. 138 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:15,340 Gross. 139 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:16,960 You have a problem with the mice? 140 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:18,600 Yeah, I do. 141 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,700 Okay, he's only getting worse than a CIA spy. 142 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:21,580 He's a British spy. 143 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:22,760 That was awesome. 144 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:23,020 Yeah. 145 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,720 You guys are all emotionally closed off new innings. 146 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,560 CIA's famous for drug and a bug number. 147 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:31,080 You guys, your famous for peepin and creepin. 148 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:33,220 We prefer peeking and sneaking. 149 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,500 Oh, I'm sure you do. 150 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:34,940 Purves. 151 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:36,320 I know what you guys do. 152 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:37,680 You lurk in the shadows. 153 00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:39,220 You stare in the bedroom window. 154 00:05:39,221 --> 00:05:41,740 It's why you're tiny little clammy British hands are doing. 155 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,900 God knows what inside the stupid trench coat. 156 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,020 Yes, you're called to Langley. 157 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:49,340 Um, kicked over on its nestal chap. 158 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:53,040 The CIA agent going AWOL at Strupe store begs a lot of question. 159 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:53,500 AWOL. 160 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:58,240 Your agency tasked me as another station chief to find answers. 161 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:00,700 Where did you find AWOL CHAP? 162 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:05,540 I found this at a dead drop beneath a bench on your base an hour ago. 163 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:08,980 Scumatics at the base. 164 00:06:09,130 --> 00:06:12,280 There is a mole right here in the heart of Strupe store. 165 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,280 And with your call, what do you suspect? 166 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:14,980 Rick Silver. 167 00:06:15,180 --> 00:06:15,800 I knew it. 168 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:17,240 I knew he was a double agent. 169 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:18,480 Oh, my God. 170 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:19,620 I've been waiting for this thing. 171 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:20,836 I'm going to get my seventh gun. 172 00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:21,980 You're not so fast. 173 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,200 We need proof. 174 00:06:25,150 --> 00:06:30,040 So, we stand outside his window every night for six months of peeping. 175 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:31,360 I mean, peeking. 176 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:32,060 Six months. 177 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:35,920 They could be married in six months or worse calling each other partners. 178 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:38,960 The only faster way is to act like the cow. 179 00:06:38,961 --> 00:06:42,660 boys of the CIA and, as you say, with a drugging and bugging. 180 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:43,960 Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Mice. 181 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,320 That's what we're doing. 182 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:49,460 Colonel, thank you for this late night scotch invite. 183 00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:50,860 Yeah. 184 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:52,000 Mm. 185 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:54,260 I thought it was good time for a little sit down. 186 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:54,800 Yeah, man. 187 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:58,006 It's nice to be a welcome to guess, especially 188 00:06:58,007 --> 00:07:00,480 since last time I was drugged and bugged. 189 00:07:00,860 --> 00:07:04,060 And this time I put truth serum in your scotch. 190 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:04,960 Okay. 191 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:05,560 Yep. 192 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,316 When are you going to realize the wrong the same side? 193 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:08,940 We're not really on the same side. 194 00:07:08,941 --> 00:07:09,941 side, right? 195 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:11,260 It's a matter of fact. 196 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,060 Unfortunately, I'm on his side. 197 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:15,460 Oh, yeah. 198 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:18,100 Am I six? 199 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,000 Oh, you know him? 200 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,360 He's a posh impotent peeper. 201 00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:22,340 You seem one. 202 00:07:22,580 --> 00:07:23,280 You've seen him all. 203 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:24,480 Mr. Silva. 204 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,560 I'm here on behalf of your agency. 205 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:29,740 Calmly answer my questions and you may walk free. 206 00:07:30,940 --> 00:07:32,180 How do we know if it's working? 207 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,680 I was on just a engineer, a gastrointestinal starting pistol. 208 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:38,920 I'm so sorry. 209 00:07:38,921 --> 00:07:39,620 That was me. 210 00:07:39,740 --> 00:07:40,520 That was not the chair. 211 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,940 That was definitely me. 212 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:44,800 Oh, snap. 213 00:07:44,801 --> 00:07:47,740 You got me on that pure uncut English truth serum, huh? 214 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:49,060 How much did you give him? 215 00:07:49,540 --> 00:07:49,560 One. 216 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:50,740 Well, no, one bottle. 217 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:51,996 I wanted to make sure it worked. 218 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:53,020 I saw a dead alien. 219 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:54,580 You know, freezer? 220 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:55,620 I poke its toe. 221 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,420 At least I think it was its toe. 222 00:07:57,580 --> 00:08:02,080 But the guys I was with laugh, so it might have been something else. 223 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,260 Hey, have you seen Rick? 224 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,140 He texted me and meet me in the teen center. 225 00:08:08,180 --> 00:08:08,460 P.S. 226 00:08:08,461 --> 00:08:08,900 I'm evil. 227 00:08:09,350 --> 00:08:10,120 It was me. 228 00:08:10,121 --> 00:08:11,121 That makes sense. 229 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:11,300 Okay. 230 00:08:11,380 --> 00:08:13,600 It's time to face some hard truths about this guy. 231 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,020 He's a mole and he's spying on our base. 232 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:17,340 And what proof do you have? 233 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:19,480 I have a full confession. 234 00:08:20,540 --> 00:08:21,540 Hmm. 235 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:23,580 Baby, baby, baby. 236 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:26,680 Oh, your dad does me with truth serum. 237 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,780 You need a heartbeat. 238 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,400 No. 239 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:37,460 No. 240 00:08:37,461 --> 00:08:37,460 What? 241 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,880 See, you didn't put the folder in the dead drop? 242 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:41,220 No, I did not. 243 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,820 See, I informed us you were able. 244 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,600 Yeah, they put me on travel restriction for causing a scene at the airport. 245 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,000 I don't want to take off my flip-flops going through TSA. 246 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,780 It is a thong sandal. 247 00:08:50,820 --> 00:08:52,300 Like check it with your eyes, bro. 248 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:56,880 Point is, you didn't lie on the polygraph, like my dad claims. 249 00:08:57,700 --> 00:08:59,820 Ah, actually, your dad was right. 250 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:00,360 Ah. 251 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:00,760 Ah. 252 00:09:00,761 --> 00:09:01,340 See? 253 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:01,940 What did I say? 254 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:02,660 Let's go. 255 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:03,240 Oh, what? 256 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:03,880 Let's go. 257 00:09:04,380 --> 00:09:04,580 Come on. 258 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:11,220 I don't really, really, really like you. 259 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,220 I love you. 260 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,080 Oh, my God. 261 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:17,280 Really? 262 00:09:17,860 --> 00:09:18,860 I can't lie. 263 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:20,020 Oh. 264 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:22,360 You gotta be kidding me. 265 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:24,600 Colonel British do with no sack. 266 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,367 Thank you both for giving me the push that 267 00:09:26,368 --> 00:09:29,541 I needed to finally open up my heart to you. 268 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:32,000 Hey. 269 00:09:32,001 --> 00:09:32,360 Yeah. 270 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:33,900 Well, they're on Florida. 271 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:35,480 Do you have a sack? 272 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:35,800 Ah. 273 00:09:36,420 --> 00:09:37,420 Oh, they were wondering. 274 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:38,720 Hey. 275 00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:40,540 They're a tight spot, old child. 276 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:41,160 You think? 277 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:43,616 Now she's in line with bricks over more than she's ever been before. 278 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,256 And we have no mall and we have no suspects. 279 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,808 Yes, because of your American yippee-ki-yay, we're 280 00:09:47,809 --> 00:09:49,821 now up the river Thames without a skull and all. 281 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,020 Oh, so it's my fault? 282 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:53,116 You know, it just give me all the truth serum you have. 283 00:09:53,140 --> 00:09:54,140 I'll take care of it. 284 00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:04,340 What are you doing, Papalakis? 285 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,600 Great. 286 00:10:05,820 --> 00:10:06,820 You're awake. 287 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,320 I could really use some company, man. 288 00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:09,960 I am not used to sleeping alone. 289 00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:11,580 Yeah, neither of you. 290 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:12,920 Awesome. 291 00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:14,800 Divorce, huh? 292 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:17,960 Yikes. 293 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,120 How are you holding up? 294 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:24,500 It's hard. 295 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,240 Yeah, but marriage was hard, too. 296 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,080 Yeah. 297 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,266 Maybe you just haven't met the right person yet. 298 00:10:32,290 --> 00:10:35,040 Or maybe I have and the timing will never be right. 299 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:40,640 Maybe I'm meant to yearn for someone who I know is the answer of my loneliness. 300 00:10:41,820 --> 00:10:41,820 What? 301 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:43,300 Nothing. 302 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,560 So, you're ex-wife. 303 00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:46,220 Shift or walk around naked? 304 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:48,860 Yeah, sometimes. 305 00:10:50,955 --> 00:10:52,840 That is so sick. 306 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,080 Wow. 307 00:10:55,720 --> 00:11:00,620 So, when you live together, you can have sex whenever you want, right? 308 00:11:00,621 --> 00:11:01,621 Yeah, it can. 309 00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:04,520 But... You don't. 310 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:05,620 What? 311 00:11:06,945 --> 00:11:10,492 You're lying in bed together at night during 312 00:11:10,493 --> 00:11:14,160 the sex hours, but you're not having sex. 313 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:15,680 Mm-hmm. 314 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,520 What do you do? 315 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:19,620 We look at our phones mostly. 316 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,520 You just look at your phones. 317 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,720 Yeah. 318 00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:27,740 You look at your phones? 319 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,380 What do you mean, you look at your phones? 320 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:34,000 Oh, my God. 321 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:39,450 How'd you narrow it down? 322 00:11:39,730 --> 00:11:41,826 Well, I was spending all night reviewing a security footage. 323 00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:43,150 I've identified three suspects. 324 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,126 I don't know that they're going to show up here. 325 00:11:45,150 --> 00:11:46,230 I promised them free pizza. 326 00:11:46,930 --> 00:11:48,150 What have they already eaten? 327 00:11:48,390 --> 00:11:49,390 It's free pizza. 328 00:11:49,550 --> 00:11:50,830 Oh, here come our suspects. 329 00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:52,330 Peacock. 330 00:11:53,670 --> 00:11:54,670 Name us. 331 00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:56,790 And the stranger. 332 00:11:58,270 --> 00:12:00,410 Now, the best bit is we want. 333 00:12:00,690 --> 00:12:01,370 Mm-hmm. 334 00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:02,170 Mm-hmm. 335 00:12:02,290 --> 00:12:03,070 Mm-hmm. 336 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:09,630 We give her the pizza. 337 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,090 She tells us who the crush is. 338 00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:12,650 We invite that guy down. 339 00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:13,330 Bye-bye, Rick. 340 00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:14,810 So, do you think this is a game? 341 00:12:14,890 --> 00:12:16,350 Three people on serum is a risk. 342 00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:18,610 Any additions increases the danger exponentially. 343 00:12:19,010 --> 00:12:19,570 Allow four. 344 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:20,430 Well, six. 345 00:12:20,850 --> 00:12:22,150 Hey, let's go. 346 00:12:22,530 --> 00:12:23,636 Thanks for the invite, Sergeant. 347 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,550 They're in the straight dark with bones. 348 00:12:27,650 --> 00:12:29,530 Pizza, pizza, pizza. 349 00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:31,310 He's going to hold pizza to himself. 350 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,890 Pizza, pizza, pizza! 351 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,170 Yeah, God in the ham. 352 00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:38,630 There's many people on serum in one place at one time. 353 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:41,890 Creates what we, at MI6, call the truth-orgie. 354 00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:43,070 It's extremely destructive. 355 00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:45,650 The reason I'd be sure is it's what the cause breaks it. 356 00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:47,270 It's going to be fine. 357 00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:48,370 Wait, see if we sell. 358 00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:50,370 Oh, no, it's not going to be fine at all. 359 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:52,310 Oh, there's actually not a lot. 360 00:12:52,311 --> 00:12:54,890 I just farted, y'all. 361 00:12:56,770 --> 00:12:57,770 What did I say that? 362 00:12:57,990 --> 00:12:58,550 Lock the doors. 363 00:12:58,790 --> 00:12:59,850 No one must escape her. 364 00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:01,410 The truth-orgie has begun. 365 00:13:02,790 --> 00:13:03,790 All right. 366 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:05,290 We're all locked in. 367 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:09,850 Ladies and gentlemen, as you hope no doubt noticed, you are farting. 368 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,490 And you're telling others. 369 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:12,990 That you're farting. 370 00:13:13,170 --> 00:13:14,170 I'm not. 371 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,170 Never mind I am. 372 00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:20,130 You've all been drugged with the most potent truth serum known to man. 373 00:13:20,205 --> 00:13:22,473 Soon you will feel compelled to divulge your 374 00:13:22,474 --> 00:13:25,471 deepest secrets and your darkest desires. 375 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:30,070 I invited private someone, Jan and Gideon, to find out which one of them is them all. 376 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,790 Someone else has ensnared the other four in this trap. 377 00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:37,670 So I would urge the rest of you not to move or to speak. 378 00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:41,610 Or this will turn into an absolute bloody frenzy. 379 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:50,680 No. 380 00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:51,780 No. 381 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:53,180 You dostest. 382 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:54,000 And why? 383 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,240 What kind of sick mind games are you playing? 384 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,160 This should be my last straw. 385 00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,239 But it's not because my childhood trauma leaves 386 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,941 me desperate for your approval all the time. 387 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,960 Okay, let me explain. 388 00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:07,620 I didn't mean to dose everybody. 389 00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:09,740 I was trying to just dose Conway. 390 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:10,340 What? 391 00:14:10,341 --> 00:14:11,440 That was the original idea. 392 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,140 Because I know that she knows who your secret crush was. 393 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,649 So I wanted to get that information out of her, invite the 394 00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:19,380 guy down, and then he could tell Rick's over to kiss off. 395 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:24,400 So Conway, do you want to share your little secret with us? 396 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,680 I had sex near Jan. 397 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,600 What? 398 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:32,000 You. 399 00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,140 Wait, Mir. 400 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:33,800 Did you get me with? 401 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:34,760 No, no, no. 402 00:14:34,761 --> 00:14:38,600 I had sex with Jan's poly cue while he was playing classical piano nearby. 403 00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:41,760 Honestly, it was really hot. 404 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:42,640 Oh, God. 405 00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:44,860 Group sex is a beautiful song. 406 00:14:44,861 --> 00:14:47,460 And I am merely a humble composer. 407 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:51,980 Some people go as far as calling me the Mozart of humping in a jure, you know? 408 00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:54,140 Oh, doesn't this feel liberating? 409 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,400 Just telling everyone you're unhinged truth? 410 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,640 I don't really get why we have to wash our underwear. 411 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,320 Nobody's smelling this stuff. 412 00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:02,660 Makes sense. 413 00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:05,260 All my hair is below my waist or transplants. 414 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:06,860 Wait, you got a crotch wheel? 415 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:07,900 Major Shaw. 416 00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:08,420 Uh-huh. 417 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,620 Getting an eye we're not fighting, we've actually been getting along. 418 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:13,160 Really well. 419 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:13,740 Yeah. 420 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,340 We push our bets together into a California king. 421 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,720 Sometimes I pretend to fall into the crack and we laugh. 422 00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:20,220 Help me out. 423 00:15:20,221 --> 00:15:20,740 Help me out. 424 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,440 It comes stuck in the crack. 425 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,000 Shut up, get in. 426 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:27,940 Shaw, the reason I lied the other night was because I saw you sneaking into the 427 00:15:27,941 --> 00:15:30,960 laundry room to sleep with your little blanket in your pillow. 428 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:34,220 And that was the saddest thing I've ever seen. 429 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:36,120 And I grew up in Cedar Rapids. 430 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,040 I've become Cedar Rapids sad. 431 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,356 But hey, as a friend, you have got to tell 432 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,840 this secret woman that you're yearning for. 433 00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:43,980 How you feel? 434 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:46,360 This is the secret woman that you're yearning for. 435 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:49,780 We're all wondering. 436 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:52,500 Oh! 437 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,480 Maggie, you up? 438 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:55,740 Oh, this is moron. 439 00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:58,460 Maggie, I got your SOS text here to extract you. 440 00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:58,960 No. 441 00:15:59,100 --> 00:15:59,400 Come on. 442 00:15:59,640 --> 00:15:59,860 You should go. 443 00:15:59,861 --> 00:16:00,240 You should go. 444 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:00,640 You should go. 445 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:01,240 We're doing a thing. 446 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,820 It's called a... Truth orgy. 447 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:03,560 I know. 448 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,316 Yeah, I helped plan the one that caused Brexit. 449 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:05,720 What? 450 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,220 Why? 451 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,440 Well, you're a big installer. 452 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,280 I know, dude. 453 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,320 I'm sorry, man. 454 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:15,320 At a certain point, this mantle in government just becomes a habit, you know? 455 00:16:15,321 --> 00:16:16,580 A full bottle from last night. 456 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,640 You know what, Rick? 457 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,760 I'm happy you're here. 458 00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:20,880 Because we already know how you feel about Maggie. 459 00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:24,120 And now I would like to hear how Maggie feels about you in return. 460 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:24,880 Uh-huh. 461 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:25,920 That's a great idea. 462 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:26,600 Yeah. 463 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:27,360 Uh. 464 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,580 Maggie, I like you. 465 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:32,760 I love. 466 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,976 You just really, really, really like that's cool. 467 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:35,540 No, really. 468 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,060 That's not a single really. 469 00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:39,020 No, I see absolutely no future with you. 470 00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:41,580 And I've been lying to myself so that I could use you for sex with how feeling 471 00:16:41,581 --> 00:16:43,861 guilty, but I judge you for having no morality whatsoever. 472 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:44,440 What? 473 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,160 Yeah. 474 00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:47,020 Suck it, silver. 475 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,040 You're done, baby. 476 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:48,640 You're toast. 477 00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:49,340 You're cooked. 478 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:50,700 It's over. 479 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,560 Maybe. 480 00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:55,620 I can see that you're too damaged to share your life with another person. 481 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:56,240 Oh, no. 482 00:16:56,241 --> 00:16:59,100 I know that's not true, because I would do it and they hurt me with Abe. 483 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:01,140 Wait, what? 484 00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:01,900 Carl. 485 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:02,580 Shaw? 486 00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:03,820 You're Mr. Platonic? 487 00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:08,920 Uh... I didn't want you to find out this way, but I'm feeling kind of glad that I'm 488 00:17:08,921 --> 00:17:11,316 saying it, because now I'll know whether or not I've imagined the whole thing. 489 00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:13,320 It's not in your imagination. 490 00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:16,570 I love you. 491 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:18,340 Yeah? 492 00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:19,740 Yeah. 493 00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:20,700 Wow. 494 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:21,480 Yes. 495 00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:22,780 What? 496 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000 You know? 497 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,200 I also love Maggie. 498 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,380 I love Maggie too. 499 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,440 I love Maggie. 500 00:17:28,441 --> 00:17:29,441 You all love Maggie. 501 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:29,720 I love Maggie. 502 00:17:29,721 --> 00:17:29,740 I love Maggie. 503 00:17:29,741 --> 00:17:30,500 And she has a very long life. 504 00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:30,920 All right. 505 00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:32,400 I write enough with the loving Maggie. 506 00:17:32,401 --> 00:17:33,600 You know, can we go talk about meeting room? 507 00:17:33,601 --> 00:17:35,441 Oh, wait for my dad and everyone I've ever met. 508 00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:35,680 Yeah, absolutely. 509 00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:37,383 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 510 00:17:37,384 --> 00:17:38,280 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stay. 511 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:40,180 I did not pick up on that. 512 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,040 Who would even choose him over me? 513 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,100 I can do this. 514 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,100 Yeah. 515 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:47,760 Whoa. 516 00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:48,980 Huh? 517 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:49,460 Ow! 518 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:50,960 Go go go! 519 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,860 I can't believe that just happened. 520 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:57,420 I have been wanting to say that for so long, so long, and obviously couldn't end 521 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,040 to say the look on your face like, was... 522 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:04,700 at that no longer the look on your face. 523 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,020 Do you want to make out? 524 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,280 You should probably make out. 525 00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:11,180 Maggie. 526 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,620 And it's not a good start. 527 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:13,976 I'm not even divorced yet. 528 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,360 Wait, but that's just a formality. 529 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,416 We're not allowed to date in our chain of command. 530 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,040 And we will keep it a secret. 531 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,020 It's illegal. 532 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,120 By army law, not God's law. 533 00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:22,560 God's law. 534 00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:23,000 Yeah. 535 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:27,320 Maggie, how many nights have we spent talking about your hopes, your dreams, 536 00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:28,960 your career aspirations? 537 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,840 Yeah, so we were talking for so long because we couldn't make out. 538 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:32,960 Yes. 539 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:35,720 Maggie, this... 540 00:18:36,105 --> 00:18:37,356 this could jeopardize everything. 541 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:38,960 This is a good thing. 542 00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:40,000 Don't you want all that? 543 00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:41,001 Yes, I do. 544 00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:44,220 I want those things and I want this too. 545 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:49,007 Maggie, I could never forgive myself if I was 546 00:18:49,008 --> 00:18:53,201 any part of you not getting what you want. 547 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:57,400 Wow, the truth is, overrated. 548 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,880 All right, guys, this is it. 549 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,720 The mole hunt is over. 550 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,160 Which one of you is this by? 551 00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:11,930 Let's go. 552 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:17,240 Come on. 553 00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:20,660 I know somebody in this room put the folder into the bench. 554 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,200 Oh, I did that. 555 00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:23,616 Only because you ordered me too. 556 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,160 No way, didn't. 557 00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:25,080 What are you talking about? 558 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:25,720 Yeah. 559 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:30,460 You sent me an email telling me to collect all the blueprints and leave them there. 560 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:35,840 You thought my email was the Colonel Q at hotmail.com. 561 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:38,680 I thought you'd use hotmail because of how you're old. 562 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,680 So we don't have a spy problem. 563 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,280 We have an idiot problem. 564 00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:46,180 You know, I feel like if I ate one more slice, I could talk to God. 565 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,000 This pizza has taken me on a spiritual journey I've been on. 566 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:56,060 Guys, let's keep this true door to go in all night. 567 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,440 I know all your social security numbers, but don't worry. 568 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:01,380 I only use them when I need stuff. 569 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,100 I have a pacemaker. 570 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,520 Like, not in my body. 571 00:20:04,521 --> 00:20:05,640 I just like have one. 572 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,500 Talk to her or my dresser, in my room. 573 00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:09,060 I'm so circumcised. 574 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:10,760 And it's my biggest shame. 575 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:13,540 Not a day goes by that I don't want my foreskin. 576 00:20:14,605 --> 00:20:16,860 Brother, you are whole without that foreskin. 577 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,900 I'm 118th Argentinian. 578 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,276 Anybody want you guys to treat me differently? 579 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,100 If you found out I wasn't a purebred Greekman. 580 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,180 Did you think that made us like you? 581 00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:29,200 I have a tattoo of a giant tombstone on my back that says R.I.T. 582 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,240 Good girl. 583 00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:31,860 No one's ever seen her. 584 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,060 They can if they want to. 585 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,280 I'm in love with a chatbot named Rosalia. 586 00:20:36,281 --> 00:20:38,620 She told me to stop talking to her. 587 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,440 I've been having sex with Rosalia. 588 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,600 I've always been madly sexually attracted to Mrs. Doubtfire. 589 00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:47,020 She's got great cans. 590 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:52,320 In mind you are not Robin Williams and not Mrs. Doubtfire, but Robin Williams as Mrs. 591 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:52,940 Doubtfire. 592 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,920 I breastfed until I was 10. 593 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,540 I tried again at 13. 594 00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,620 Time is running out in the walls.